Friday, June 24, 2005

Just Shut Up Already!

*flipping through channels*

MTV: Room Raiders "wow, these boxers are HOT..." *change*

ESPN: Golf "wow, such a daring move..." *change*

Christian Broadcast: " i believe that artificial sweetners are the fruit of the Devil. God gave us sugar for a reason. And if you need to sweeten something without sugar, use honey: it's God's sweetner. All of these artificially sweetened Coke products are the fruit of the Devil in his plan on taking over the world..." *turn off TV*

No comment.


Blogger trenchcoatsparrow said...

Yeah, God wants diabetics to die.

8:56 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

And so it was that the holy and devine television gods thus said "Good Television must be limited to DVDs" Watch Adult Swim and buy our DVDs"

6:26 AM  

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