Friday, June 24, 2005

Just Shut Up Already!

*flipping through channels*

MTV: Room Raiders "wow, these boxers are HOT..." *change*

ESPN: Golf "wow, such a daring move..." *change*

Christian Broadcast: " i believe that artificial sweetners are the fruit of the Devil. God gave us sugar for a reason. And if you need to sweeten something without sugar, use honey: it's God's sweetner. All of these artificially sweetened Coke products are the fruit of the Devil in his plan on taking over the world..." *turn off TV*

No comment.

2 Comments:

Blogger trenchcoatsparrow said...

Yeah, God wants diabetics to die.

8:56 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

Heh...
And so it was that the holy and devine television gods thus said "Good Television must be limited to DVDs" Watch Adult Swim and buy our DVDs"

6:26 AM  

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