Just Shut Up Already!

*flipping through channels*

MTV: Room Raiders "wow, these boxers are HOT..." *change*

ESPN: Golf "wow, such a daring move..." *change*

Christian Broadcast: " i believe that artificial sweetners are the fruit of the Devil. God gave us sugar for a reason. And if you need to sweeten something without sugar, use honey: it's God's sweetner. All of these artificially sweetened Coke products are the fruit of the Devil in his plan on taking over the world..." *turn off TV*

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